OUR TOP FIVE TENTS
26 Jul, 2018
“It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.” - Dave Barry
Pop-Up Tents - Best for the easy life
If you’re heading to a festival, or planning to pitch your tent in the dark, then the pop-up tent is a good thing. Using ours still feels a little bit like cheating, but, well, we can live with that.
- They are ridiculously easy to put up - and (almost) as easy to take down.
- They are cheap - and reliable because they always flip up very quickly.
- They travel well - because they’re so lightweight.
- They’re ugly as sin - and made from nylon so, once the sun is up, you’ll roast (not good if you’re hung-over).
- Lightweight yes, small no - they are large and therefore generally cumbersome, even when folded ‘down’, due to the construction of the pop-up frame.
The Tipi (or sometimes teepee) - Best for garden camping
We have a tipi, which we erect at the start of the summer and use as a spare room. We’ve had it for over a decade and it is still immaculate. Tipis were originally made of animal skins by nomadic North American Indians; now they are generally made of canvas. The word tipi comes from Siouan, which is spoken by the Lakota people of the Sioux tribes. It’s great in the garden as it’s not something you can easily transport about - so somewhere where it will be in situ for some time or even a permanent structure is ideal.
- They’re stylish - tipis are the most elegance tents in the world. They are made of canvas, wood and -generally- natural fibre rope; so, not a shred of sweaty nylon in sight.
- They’re flame-friendly - you can light an open fire and cook in a tipi, using the smoke flaps at the top.
- Endurance - a good tipi should last forever.
- They are not easy to transport - tipis are incredibly heavy. In addition to the huge canvas skin and liner, there are 15 or 16 (depending on the type of tipi) very long poles.
- They’re a nightmare to put up - it can take an hour or so and the method is very precise and complicated. We generally have a row when we’re putting ours up.
- They are expensive - a good tipi starts from about £2,000.
The Cabin Tent - Best for families
This is the tent to go for if you want multiple rooms. We had one when we were children and we used to camp in it by a lake in Anglesey. It got blown away once with all our stuff in it; but we found it pretty quickly, hiding behind a high wall. Cabin tents are widely available and second-hand versions are often available on eBay.
- Strong retro looks - many of these still come in colours like sludgy orange or brown, which is good.
- They’re great for families - small children can be put to bed in their own room. You can use another room for sitting or eating or cooking (be careful).
- Great for rainy countries - because you can, in theory, cook inside, they’re also ideal for camping in bad weather.
- Good headroom - I’m 1.8m tall and definitely appreciate this point!
- Can be cumbersome - the older models are heavy to erect.
The Army Tent - Best for value
There isn’t -strictly speaking- such thing as an army tent. But a quick trawl of an army surplus warehouse or eBay will throw up lots of solid, simple canvas army-style tents, from a tiny one-man thing to a marquee-style mess tent. We bought two small, green canvas American army ones, which appeared to have been used - though we don’t know whether in military operations or not. They cost £4 each on eBay (we actually only meant to buy one, but such is the joy of eBay).
- They are cheap - often very cheap.
- Simple, stylish good looks - the fact that they are often recycled also means that they generally have a good aged look as soon as you buy them; no one wants to look like a novice.
- They are generally canvas - so good in hot and cold weather.
- Simplicity - they’re very easy to erect.
- Big ones can be tricky - some of the larger ones can be cumbersome to erect and very heavy.
- The problem with pre-loved - there’s always a risk with second-hand tents that some vital bits and pieces (pegs, ropes, that sort of thing) might be missing. So double-check before you head off into the woods.
The Bell Tent - Best for weekends away
My first memory of camping is in my dad’s camouflage bell tent. I was about six and imagined that Dad had got his tent when he was in the army; it didn’t occur to me that he hadn’t been in the army. We camped in the woods in Scotland with my cousin and had to go home early because of the midges. We use our European bell tent several times each year, for now it’s our favourite - it looks good and is easy to put up.
- A design classic - it’s made of canvas, not throwaway nylon.
- All weather - the canvas won’t rot and will keep you cool in summer and cosy in winter. The sides roll up for ventilation in hot weather.
- Flexible - groundsheets can be added as required.
- Flexible - takes ten minutes maximum.
- Roomy - a good-sized bell tent sleeps up to eight.
- They can be pretty heavy - so only pitch one when you can access the camping site with a car or strong wheelbarrow. Do not attempt to carry one on an aeroplane; easyJet wanted us to pay £600 in excess baggage charges for ours. It stayed at the airport.
Written by Charlie, and published in the Pedlars Guide to the Great Outdoors.
All illustrations by the brilliant Matt Blease.
Main photo by Tim Winter.